when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you
(Source: sankarian)
when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you
(Source: sankarian)
this remains and will remain to be the most iconic monologue in cinematic history
today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:
“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”
I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.
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I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
“I told you to stop chasing them damn birds”
animals; they’re just like us

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day
I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day
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oh my fuckning
UNMUTE THIS
(Source: siquetumismo)
Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”
i resent being able to understand this post
(Source: lobotomybarbie)
Handcrafted Animal Figurines By DemiurgusDreams On Etsy
Rihanna is deadass dying from laughter lmao
I originally only saw the post about how SP is all over Rihanna; but RIHANNA is acting like a school girl laughing at some dude’s jokes cause she likes him
I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes
Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks
holy fucking shit


| Song: Bubblegum Bitch vs. I Write Sins Not Tragedies |
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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this
HOLY FUCK
????????????
(Source: cliffordccino)


| Song: This Is Gospel (Triple Layered) |
| Artist: Panic! At the Disco |
| Album: Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! |
| Played: 1,888,541 times. |
this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle
headphones are strongly recommended!
when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass
This is so mundane yet specific at the same time
(Source: spritesucks)
o shit konnichiwa
this is it. this is the worst post.